I arrived in Colombia with my bag packed full of Durex and the anticipation of experiencing more undercarriages than a gynaecologist sees in a lifetime.
To my astonishment I soon discovered that most backpackers/tourists I encountered were getting no action from the Colombian women.
I was determined to break into the local market so I set about discovering what I could do to experience these rumours of wild, passionate, all-night-long love making sessions with women that resemble goddesses.
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